When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.
Dick GregoryBaseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.
Dick GregoryAnd we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
Dick Gregory