I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

If I had to write down the most important people in the history of this planet, No.1 would be (abolitionist) John Brown. Why? Because he's a white man who said he would die for the cause, because they could take him, but they weren't going to take his grandchildren. That brother was beautiful.

Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up?

If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance, because you don't have the spirit to judge someone from within, you're in trouble.

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.