I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
Dick GregoryBecause you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.
Dick GregoryWhen I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'
Dick GregoryThe funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.
Dick Gregory