One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up?

What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his nappy hair?