One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

People keep telling me about the white race and the black race - and it really doesn't make sense. I played Miami, met a fellow two shades darker than me - and his name was Ginsberg! Took my place in two sit-in demonstrations - nobody knew the difference. The he tried for a third lunch counter and blew the whole bit ... asked for blintzes.

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

No being should be killed. No being should be unloved.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.