The world is fed by greed.

[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office.

When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto!