When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf.

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.

There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.

Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.