At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.

[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office.

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.

That's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you.