There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.

I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.

Laughter is the best way to release tensions and fears.

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.

Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.

When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.