There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.

When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is next door to the zoo. Animals get out, they're going to eat white people before they get to the ghetto!

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.