Life isn't a race. It's a relay.

When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

If you can justify killing to eat meat, you can justify the conditions of the ghetto. I cannot justify either one.

Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.