Life isn't a race. It's a relay.

Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf.

When you've got something really good, you don't have to force it on people. They will steal it!

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.

It's cool to be healthy.

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.