No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.