I didn't realize, when I decided to be a comic, that a black person had never been allowed to stand flat-footed in America and talk to white folks. It never happened before.
Dick GregoryBlack conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up?
Dick GregoryI never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory