10 years ago, I would've host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn't what it was. It just, to me, it's not as funny as it was, not as sharply satirical.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it hurts now.' That's exactly it. I can still dance too, but it hurts now!

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and then Carl sent me about eight scripts and simply I threw my idea out the window because the writing was just so good.

When I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.'

Life is like a box of chocolates, I'm a nerd and I read books

Emotionally I'm about 13.