I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as a radio announcer when I was 17 and never left the business so that's literally 70 years.

There aren't many pratfalls in comedy anymore.

I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.

Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.

I'm gonna keep singing and dancing as long as I can.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

Life is like a box of chocolates, I'm a nerd and I read books