I've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up. They forget they have to get out of their chairs and do something. You let the moss grow over, it's your own fault.

I was lucky to get the kinds of parts I wanted. I always said I didn't want to do anything my kids can't see.

I'm gonna keep singing and dancing as long as I can.

I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.

I did a guest shot on a comedy series where they did 20 to 30 takes of everything. It's just gone by then. The joke is over. It's not funny anymore, and then of course, the editor's the one that has to figure out the timing. I think a lot depends on that.

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.

I've been talking about retiring for years. It's my standard answer to the question, 'What are your future plans?' The truth is, I'll always want to do things that are worthwhile or fun.