I've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up. They forget they have to get out of their chairs and do something. You let the moss grow over, it's your own fault.

I watch 'Al Jazeera.' They have news that you can't find anywhere else. They do great documentaries, too.

I loved to fall down.

There aren't many pratfalls in comedy anymore.

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing.

I was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill for me. He left me his bow tie and derby and told me that if they ever made a movie about him, he'd want me to play him.

Everybody knows that I'm shorter, but it doesn't bother me at all.