Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

I'm the anti-Quentin Tarantino.

Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I wasn't a falling-in-the-gutter type. I drank at home because it relaxed me. I was shy around new people, but after a drink or two, I became more sociable.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.