Only funny line I've had was my first day on the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They were making me up, and I saw the director call the makeup man over, and he says "What are we going to do about the hooter?" And the makeup guy said, "I'm not a plastic surgeon." So I started that show with a big nose, and quite conscious of it.
Dick Van DykeI got into a Broadway show before I ever sang and danced. I learned how after I got in the show.
Dick Van DykeYou need someone to love, and something to do that you enjoy, and something to hope for, and that's enough for me.
Dick Van Dyke