You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I played a killer twice. Once on 'Matlock,' on Andy Griffith's show, I got to play the killer.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.

Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life, there's a great feeling of: 'Hey, I'm free as a bird.'

Longevity in my family's been pretty good. And my grandparents were pretty spry at their age, so I figured I'd probably stay skinny and fairly agile. I used to do old men all the time in sketches. And there used to be an organization called the Gray Panthers. And they would send me, oh, terrible letters about making fun of old people. And I would just always say, "I'm playing the old person I intend to become!"