You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I think there's kind of a wave of nostalgia going on right at the moment. You know, people recall an earlier time, which they see as a better time. And I think we just kind of evoke good thoughts when they look at us. That's the feeling I get.

I'm always announcing my retirement. I'm still not retired.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wouldn't mind taking a chance at Real Time, I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best.

Carl Reiner particularly as a writer, a terrific writer. He's just turning out things.

Young people ask me for advice, and I tell them to do what I didn't do. Get some training. I took jobs that required talents I didn't have.