You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I always loved to dance, but I never had a clue what I was doing.

Everybody knows that I'm shorter, but it doesn't bother me at all.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and then Carl sent me about eight scripts and simply I threw my idea out the window because the writing was just so good.

I was the class clown, you know, that kind of thing, and I gathered around me a group of guys who also were silly. I was in all the plays and everything. But I don't know, at that time show businesses looked like the moon, you know, it was so far away. I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wouldn't mind taking a chance at Real Time, I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the best.