When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show business. I didn't move in show business circles, particularly, still don't do it.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I would love to be Moses.

I think both of those: the subject matter, pop culture... the talent, I don't think... there's no Jim Belushi in Saturday Night Live, for me. And probably, you know, possibly the material. They've done everything over the years.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.