When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me.

Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.

I was lucky to get the kinds of parts I wanted. I always said I didn't want to do anything my kids can't see.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.

I've never been what you'd call a great singer, but I loved to sing.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.