I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I think both of those: the subject matter, pop culture... the talent, I don't think... there's no Jim Belushi in Saturday Night Live, for me. And probably, you know, possibly the material. They've done everything over the years.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

Hope is life's essential nutrient, and love is what gives life meaning

When I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.'

I've been talking about retiring for years. It's my standard answer to the question, 'What are your future plans?' The truth is, I'll always want to do things that are worthwhile or fun.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.