We used to get 27, 28 minutes to do a story in, and now they're lucky if they get 18 or 20 minutes. So I don't think they can really do a beginning, a middle, and an end anymore. There's an awful lot of one-line jokes; almost every line is a punchline. It's not the same, but there's still good comedy around.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

I never made a good movie.

I got into a Broadway show before I ever sang and danced. I learned how after I got in the show.

I played a killer twice. Once on 'Matlock,' on Andy Griffith's show, I got to play the killer.

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.

Life is like a box of chocolates, I'm a nerd and I read books