I played a killer twice. Once on 'Matlock,' on Andy Griffith's show, I got to play the killer.

Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize me, it really pleases me, very gratifying.

I have also heard and read various accounts of why they [Sheldon Leonard and Carl Reiner] liked me. My favorites? I wasn't too good-looking, I walked a little funny, and I was basically kind of average and ordinary. I guess my lack of perfection turned out to be a winning hand. Let that be a lesson for future generations.

I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.

I loved to fall down.

I just think everyone needs their own private space.