[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.
Dick Van DykeIn my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.
Dick Van DykeCarl Reiner particularly as a writer, a terrific writer. He's just turning out things.
Dick Van DykeYou have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.
Dick Van Dyke