I did a guest shot on a comedy series where they did 20 to 30 takes of everything. It's just gone by then. The joke is over. It's not funny anymore, and then of course, the editor's the one that has to figure out the timing. I think a lot depends on that.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.

I wasn't a falling-in-the-gutter type. I drank at home because it relaxed me. I was shy around new people, but after a drink or two, I became more sociable.

Everything's getting homogenized. It seems to me like music and behavior and everything else is getting homogenized.

Everybody knows that I'm shorter, but it doesn't bother me at all.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

There are people with their iPads are taking pictures so much that they're not experiencing the moment. They go home and look at the pictures later.