All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play.

When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.

There are people with their iPads are taking pictures so much that they're not experiencing the moment. They go home and look at the pictures later.

The secret to keeping moving is keeping moving.

I've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up. They forget they have to get out of their chairs and do something. You let the moss grow over, it's your own fault.

I never made a good movie.