I do not know whether there are gods, but there ought to be.
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?
When two friends part they should lock up each other's secrets and exchange keys. The truly noble mind has no resentments.
Wise kings generally have wise counselors; and he must be a wise man himself who is capable of distinguishing one.