Blushing is the color of virtue.
When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.
If your cloak was a gift, I appreciate it; if it was a loan, I'm not through with it yet.
The question was put to him, what hope is; and his answer was, "The dream of a waking man."
I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.