Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.
Slud is something more than slid. It means sliding with great effort.
I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?
Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!
He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall.
If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.