If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.
Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.
Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.
It ain't bragging if you can do it.
Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.