The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind.

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball.

I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.