A lot of folks that ain't saying 'ain't,' ain't eating.

I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside that little pistol bullet ole Satchel (Paige) shoots up to the plate.

Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.