The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.
I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball.
I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?
It ain't bragging if you can do it.
It ain't braggin' if you really done it.
Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.