It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

Slud is something more than slid. It means sliding with great effort.

The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks.

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

If you can do it, it ain't braggin'... it's a matter of self-confidence. I got where I did because I wasn't no shrinking violet.