I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good.

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.

I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.

Slud is something more than slid. It means sliding with great effort.

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.