Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

A lot of folks that ain't saying 'ain't,' ain't eating.

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball.

The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks.

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).