Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts.

The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good.

Practice, work hard and give it everything you've got.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.