Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.