Heck, if anybody told me I was setting a record (strikeouts in a game on July 30, 1933) I'd of got me some more strikeouts.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

It ain't braggin' if you really done it.

Let the teachers teach English and I will teach baseball. There is a lot of people in the United States who say isn't, and they ain't eating.

The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks.

He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology.