Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.

I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside that little pistol bullet ole Satchel (Paige) shoots up to the plate.

The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks.

I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.

Slud is something more than slid. It means sliding with great effort.