Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating?
Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.