It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
There is no normal life, there's just life.
Conflict follows wrongdoing as surely as flies follow the herd.
If you fellows have been hunted from one end of the country to the other as I have been, you’ll understand what a bad man’s reputation is built on. I’ve had credit for more killings than I ever dreamt of
Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.