Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating?

My hypocrisy only goes so far.

Conflict follows wrongdoing as surely as flies follow the herd.

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.