Conflict follows wrongdoing as surely as flies follow the herd.
If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.
If you fellows have been hunted from one end of the country to the other as I have been, youโll understand what a bad manโs reputation is built on. Iโve had credit for more killings than I ever dreamt of