If you fellows have been hunted from one end of the country to the other as I have been, you’ll understand what a bad man’s reputation is built on. I’ve had credit for more killings than I ever dreamt of

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating?

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.