There's a scripture that says, 'A merry heart doeth good like medicine.' I think that's true, too.

I couldn't have children, I tried to for years. I've never been pregnant in my life. When I was a girl and fooling around I was scared to death I'd get pregnant, and then when I got married and wanted to have children I couldn't have any. But I don't miss it. I did for awhile, but I realize that I am everybody's mother.

I modelled my looks on the town tramp.

Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues.

I don't have anything to say about other people's art and their work.

If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked.

Paradise is a state of mind.