I'm a fool to keep staying, when you've made hurting me such an art.

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

I love to make things happen, I love to see things happen, I love to be a part of things that are happening.

It took me years to eat a lot of shellfish. I was probably 20 years old before I had even seen a shrimp cocktail. I like oysters, but fried.

I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).

Years ago when I first started being a big star I had fans that were fanatical. It was when "Jolene" was a big hit.

I used to sing songs and write with my uncle, Bill Owens.