I can't do nothing just a little.

You're no Elvis Presley, I'm no Marilyn Monroe, but I do think you're sexy, just thought I'd tell you so.

Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.

I believe in my cosmetics line. There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time someone helped the homely?

I feel that sin and evil are the negative part of you, and I think it's like a battery: you've got to have the negative and the positive in order to be a complete person.

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.