I just don't feel like I have to explain myself.
The worst thing about poverty is not the actual living of it, but the shame of it.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?
I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em.
Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.