I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

For some reason, I have better luck when I work with women. I guess I have a good sense of sisterhood.

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

Kenneth Hari is a true artist and in my opinion a psychic. When he is painting you, he feels your heart and soul.

God is in everything I do and all my work glorifies Him.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.