I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

I don't want to throw rice. I want to throw rocks.

With the first money I ever made I bought my Mommy and Daddy a car, and helped them fix their house up.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

I have to not harden my heart, because I want to stay open to feel things.

I can be accused of trying to be commercial sometimes.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!