I don't know what the big deal is about old age. Old people who shine from the inside look 10 to 20 years younger.

'9 to 5 the Musical' is perfect for anyone that's ever wanted to string up their boss, which is almost all of us.

I do have a few little tattoos, but they were mostly done to cover scars because I'm so fair.

We could afford the price of peace. Love is all it costs.

If you're feeling low, don't despair. The sun has a sinking spell every night, but it comes back up every morning.

My husband says I look like a Q-tip.

Goodbye- please don't cry/we both know that I'm not what you need. But I will always love you.