I will never retire unless I have to.

Speaking of the devil, well here he comes now. Got my defenses down. And I'd go through hell to make him mine.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

With the first money I ever made I bought my Mommy and Daddy a car, and helped them fix their house up.

I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).

I'll oil wells love you. I'll oil wells care. I'll oil wells need you. I want you oil wells dear.

Every seven years, I sit down and make a whole new plan.