When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!'

I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.

I never want anything more than what's fair. The problem is, I never want anything less either. In the old-boy school of business, if a woman walks away from the table with what's rightfully hers, the man feels screwed.

So many of my relatives didn't get a chance to go to school, and my own Daddy couldn't read or write.

I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like Bob Hope.

I compare myself to a good barn. You can have a good barn, and if you paint it, it looks a little better. But if you take the paint off, it's still a good barn.

My mother was always fascinated with the fact that I could rhyme so much stuff.