The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next. Find out who you are and do it on purpose.

We're all just a bunch of sinners, but we do the best we can.

Anyone who knows or cares anything about real country music will agree that George Jones is the voice of it.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

I had nothing growing up, but I always wanted to be 'sexy,' even before I knew what the word was.

Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face.

My husband and I had to raise five of my younger brothers and sisters. They lived with us. We sent them to school.