Don't judge me by the cover, 'cause I'm a real good book.
Some of my dreams are so big they would scare you.
I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em.
If there's something bothering me in the business end of things with people I work with, I just say it right out.
It's always great to perform at home in the good ol' U.S.A.
I just can't stand to look plain, 'cause that don't fit my personality. I may be a very artificial-looking person, but the good news is, I'm very real on the inside.