I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give'em yours!

Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan... If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break.

I'm always amazed by the people who work on stage who sing night after night, day after day, week in week out.

You can bet there's something fishy going on. I guess some large mouth bass left that lipstick on our shirt.

People say you shouldn't have plastic surgery because if God wanted you another way he would have made you that way, but I say that's a lot of crock. If God didn't want plastic surgeons, he wouldn't have given them hands to work with.

I don't have time to stand around and listen to an 11-minute song.

Dollywood is a family park, and all families are welcome. We do have a policy about profanity or controversial messages on clothing or signs. It is to protect the individual wearing or carrying them, as well as to keep down fights or problems by those opposed to it at the park.