I think people take me as seriously as I want them to. They take me as seriously as I take myself - let's put it that way.
I have just one tube of lipstick, but it's as big as a can of hairspray.
When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman.
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
People will use you as long as you let them.
You can bet there's something fishy going on. I guess some large mouth bass left that lipstick on our shirt.