What people do behind closed doors is certainly not my concern unless I'm there with them.
I know when something ain't right, and I know exactly what I will or won't tolerate.
You're no Elvis Presley, I'm no Marilyn Monroe, but I do think you're sexy, just thought I'd tell you so.
A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.
You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.
I don't make people bend over backwards, and I don't like that in people. I am definitely no diva.