I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

If people work for me over the years, I expect them to be paid what they're owed, but I don't expect them to be paid more than they earn.

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

I didn't know any gay people in my childhood.

I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

I'll bring my grits when I travel, because I get so hungry on the road.

Paradise is a state of mind.